if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
"1. be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone."
— Alexi Wasser (via twerkinqs)
"She loved mysteries so much that she became one."
— John Green (via quiet-nymphs)